I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be here a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe this just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?